Sunday, September 17, 2006

dialogue from men's locker room

My friend Horatio (John, I changed your name for anonymity sake) and I went to the gym yesterday.  I don't know what it is about men's locker rooms but I always feel a need to broadcast my conversations there.  It is either an act of compensation or me trying to act casual in a place that makes me nervous.  Not to mention the great acoustics in Locker Rooms.  Had you been there this is what you would have heard:

Horatio:  You know in Costa Rica the theme to McGyver is Rush's "Tom Sawyer"

Me:  That song seems 'propriate, but you know the the protagonist in the lyrics of that song is not a virtuous person.

Horatio:  "You know his mind is not for rent, when you got a government..."???

Me:  Yeah, but how about, "today's Tom Sawyer, me, me, mine"

Horatio:  "Me, me, Pride"!!

Me:  Pride is not a good thing!

Horatio:  Sometimes it is.

Me:  Tell that to Oedipus.

Horatio: (Snickers)

Oedipus is the first example of bad pride I could come up with and its pretty lame and obscure.  But, that's the way it was ladies and gentlemen.  My point is that Costa Rica must have a much better developed sense of drama than we do here in the states where the theme to McGyver is... I don't even know what it is!!  If it was Rush's "Tom Sawyer" you can bet I would remember it. 

Have a great last week of summer!!!

 

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